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• BBC Now Too Busy Investigating Pervert Employees To Make Any New Programs

  By Maple Leaf Staff Writer on May 6, 2013

  

  The BBC has confirmed it’s so tied up running inquiries into its celebrities that it’s having to cease new production for the foreseeable future. In a statement the BBC said, “Due to the excessive workload involved investigating the deplorable behaviour… Read More ›

• Breaking News: CNN Replaces John King With “Less Embarrassing” F-Bomb Anchor

  By Maple Leaf Staff Writer on April 23, 2013

  

  AJ Clemente, the local news presenter whose first two words on air were ‘F*****g s**t’, has been snapped up by CNN to replace John King – because he’s ‘less of a liability’. King made headlines for the wrong reasons last… Read More ›

• Liverpool Star Suarez Apologizes For Biting Opponent, Says He Should Have Racially Abused Him Instead

  By Maple Leaf Staff Writer on April 21, 2013

  

  Liverpool striker Luis Suarez says he regrets his “inexcusable behaviour” after biting Chelsea’s Branislav Ivanovic and says he knows he should have lashed out with his trademark racism. The biting incident occurred during the 2-2 draw at Anfield. In a… Read More ›

• Diners Shocked As Young Parent Admonishes Toddlers For Running, Shouting And Squealing In Toronto Restaurant

  By Maple Leaf Staff Writer on April 16, 2013

  

  Customers and staff at a Toronto eatery looked on in disbelief yesterday as a young father stopped his children running amok and ruining everyone’s meals. The incident, involving three toddlers, happened at around 1.10pm at Café HaHa in the fashionable… Read More ›

• Middle-Manager Gets Back To Staff Member Who Left Something With Him

  By Maple Leaf Staff Writer on April 15, 2013

  

  An employee at an Ontario hardware distribution company is expressing delight today after one of his suggestions was acknowledged by his boss. “When I told Mr Robbins about my idea for reorganising the stationery cupboard he told me to leave… Read More ›

• Headline Writers Stumped As News Fails To “Set Twitter Abuzz” Or “Send Social Media Into Overdrive”

  By Maple Leaf Staff Writer on April 12, 2013

  

  TV newsrooms across the globe were sent into a panic today when there was no need to mention social media in any headlines whatsoever. Despite frenzied research no stories sparked waves of ill-conceived, half-baked opinions on Facebook or illiterate quotes… Read More ›

• KFC Praised For Breakthrough In War On Notoriously Hard To Eat Chicken

  By Maple Leaf Staff Writer on April 9, 2013

  

  Fast food lovers across the US are hailing Kentucky Fried Chicken today for making it even easier for them to get fat. The iconic restaurant chain is introducing boneless chicken pieces so diners don’t have to worry about chomping down… Read More ›

• Shoppers Shocked As Saskatchewan Man Says He Can Believe I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Is Not Butter

  By Maple Leaf Staff Writer on April 8, 2013

  

  A man from Saskatoon stunned onlookers today when he declared that he could believe I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter is not actually butter. 63-year-old Colin Whitlock made the startling announcement when he was tempted into a blind taste test… Read More ›

• CNN Presenters On Full Hyper-Ventilation Footing In Face Of North Korean Aggression

  By Maple Leaf Staff Writer on April 5, 2013

  

  Bosses at cable news provider CNN have ordered all presenters to employ hyper-ventilation mode as they ramp up the rhetoric over North Korean’s ramped up rhetoric. “We’re getting very excited about this Korean stuff,” CNN chief Jeff Zucker told us…. Read More ›

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